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Best GAA Jokes of the Summer What's the difference between a Dublin GAA jersey and a school uniform?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the Dublin bra? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are Waterford called the Deise? Coz dey shud have won dis, dey shud have won dat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's Blue & White and goes beep beep beep? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you get rich in Waterford ?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you say to a Dub on All-Ireland Final day? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul Caffrey was arrested last night after vandalising a cigarette machine: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does the CCC stand for? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What Dublin's national anthem? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a Dublin man with an all Ireland medal? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For sale 35,000 senior all Ireland football final tickets, hotel deals included with most...for details contact any Dublin club chairman or log onto www.chokedagain.com ....quick sale wanted or would be willing to swap for 15 all Ireland medals!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 65 degree heat with 95% humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved farm back in Limerick. The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees, with 100% humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new man,and found him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his slurry pit in the middle of August on his beloved farm back in Limerick At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature for this man to -20 degrees with a 60 mph wind. At the end of the next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man miserable. The man was instead singing louder than ever,twirling the sledge hammer like a baton. When the devil asked him why, he was so happy, the man answered, "Cold day in hell, Limerick must have won the All Ireland. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Osama Bin Laden released a video statement on September 17th, and to prove he was alive said that "Cork football were crap yesterday". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cork goalie is under arrest and has been charged with theft. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OXO are releasing a new type of cube in recognition of the Clare hurlers season. It call 'Laughing Stock' |
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